Mr. Redcarpet's Dirt

Last week I had the indistinct pleasure of attending the Chainsaw Awards.  The Show airs Sunday, Oct. 22nd on Fuse TV at 9:30.  Don’t worry if you missed it, I checked the listings, Fuse is replaying it almost every day this week.  Check your local listings.  I suppose if you’re really into Horror Flicks, you’ll enjoy the show, but I found it rather boring.  There was very little entertainment value in the show and the laughs were far and few in-between.  It was hosted by Jamie Kennedy.  Is he funny?  I mean somebody tell me if he’s funny because I don’t hear anything funny coming out of his mouth.

This show is so far down the alphabet list to attend, Kathy Griffin turned it down.  To give you an idea of how tacky this show is, here are the types of people who showed up.  Laura Linney and Samuel L. Jackson were nominees and they were nowhere to be found.  Porn star Ron Jeremy and The Girls Next Door were there.  Catch my drift?  Don’t forget, I was there.  What does that tell you?  A guest in the audience who didn’t quite fit the mold was JENNA FISCHER from The Office.  I think she was there because of a spousal obligation.

The Show was sleazy but the environment wasn’t.  Kudos to the people who renovated the Orpheum Theater which was the venue for the event.

I’ll post some pics later.

Mr. Redcarpet