If you look up "Legendary Excess" in the OED, you will more than likely see a picture of Uber-80's Producer Don Simpson, late of Simpson Brukheimer fame. Want to buy his old house? Or maybe just take the tour.."here is where Mr. Simpson made 4 escorts swallow a small steel ball attached to a long string wherein he would make them dance like a puppet after said ball came out the other end..."

"A glimpse inside reveals how Simpson's towering box-office success enabled excess of late-Roman proportions, from the six showerheads in the master bathroom (installed to accomodate a full complement of paid female companions) to the hot tub, hidden in a closet, that connected to the outdoor pool via a subterranean tunnel. (It has since been converted back into a regular closet.) Full photo tour after the jump ..." Wow..