This explains it all. I have to admit I was puzzled by the recent plat of Starletts and Celebutards flashing their commodities across the airwaves but Gallery of the Absurd got to the bottom of the mystery:

There has been an alarming increase in the frequency of starlet crotch photos across the blogosphere. You'd have to be from Jupiter if you've not yet seen photos of Paris Hilton's weathered bits splashed all over the internet. If you've checked the gossip blogs lately, you've also been subjected to the regrettable vision of Lindsay Lohan's "fire crotch" as she exits a vehicle while wearing a miniskirt sans underwear in front of a pack of eager paparazzi. Our reporters here at Gallery of the Absurd wanted to get to the bottom of this disturbing trend and we can now share with you what we learned: