Here at HIT we strive to cover all kinds of filmed expression, be it a filmmaker taping his navel fluff in a grim room, to the latest effort by Lucas or Spielberg. We would not be doing our job if we did not cover The Stranger's Amateur-Porn Contest, now would we? I thought you might concur:

"It was a big year for squirting. Goop flying all over the place. Torrents. There was a lot of notable stuff in HUMP! 2—an awesome ass slap in slow-mo, an animated fast-food-mascot love triangle, some knights and damsels, some cowboys and barmaids, a lawn boy hosing himself off in a yard—but the copious projectile ejaculate is what's, uh, been on everyone's lips. You insist that female ejaculation is impossible? HUMP! 2 begged to differ."

Check out some of the entries they recieved:

Ignis Fatuus, a black-and-white slow-mo shower montage beginning with lube collecting in a guy's hand and ending with him slapping a lady's gorgeous rump; Attack of the Ninja Fluffers!, a guy-guy-girl three-way involving duct tape; Fairies on a Ferry, beginning with two boys on a boat and ending with one of them getting a facial; The Booker Hoss Show, a fake TV show in which a grinning woman has to do whatever a spinning wheel dictates (she gets gangbanged by about a dozen guys and afterward looks radiant); Condoments, a moving depiction of the vicissitudes of modern love between a napkin with a hole in it and a saltshaker." Hmmm...any ideas of your own? (The Stranger)