Brad Pitt Won't Marry Until Travolta Does
2006-Sep-8 by Laughcalvin
Boy, Pitt is taking his altruism personally. He promises not to marry Jolie until his bud Travolta is allowed to marry "for real." His selfless act of soladarity will ensure him the best table at Merricks where with a wink and a thumbs up to the boys, he will wash down his nachos with an ice cold margarita. 
Travolta, meanwhile, will send a discreet thank-you gift of bottled African rice wine and sigh. (yahoo)
2006-Sep-11 - Untitled Comment Posted by Anonymous
you gotta hand it to pitt - coming up with such a great way of avoiding the marriage issue.
pitt: "well honey, i really WANT to marry you, but i just dont feel it would be right until people of all sexual orientations can..."
jolie: "oh sweetheart, i understand completely - you're such a sensitive man"
why didnt i think of that?
oh well, back to work, alimony's a bitch.
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2006-Sep-11 - Clever indeed
Posted by Anonymous
Yea, if it all goes wrong then he will only two divorces on the record. These celebs. You peg'em as loons and then they up and make a briliant chess move that would even make Kasperov take notice.
Alex
