More from Herr RotKarpet!
2006-Aug-25 by Laughcalvin
Our one insider, the mysterious Mr. Redcarpet, is gearing up for the Emmys and boy is he excited. He can barely contain himself. But he better or he'll be thrown out on his buttocks.
Grass is to cows as red carpet is to _______. (OK that's a bad analogy b/c celebs don't actually chew on red carpet
and then spit it out at ingest it again- although wouldn't it be hilarious if they did?)
Yes, he will be there at the Shrine Auditorium this Sunday night snapping pics with his camera phone, occupying celebs' seats as they go to the bathroom to do coke, and hopefully bumping into Mary Louis Parker or Jaime Pressly accidentally at an after-party or two.
Take a look at his pre-Emmy activity and Oscar night recap.
2006-Aug-26 - Whose seats? Posted by Anonymous
Do you know where you'll be sitting, Mr. Red?
