We at HIT would like to welcome a new friend to our midst. Dr. Rosenpenis is here to give us his analysis on this malady (if it's a disease we don't want no cure) we call Hollywood.

Drop by his page and take a gander. Today's entry? A prescription for the betterment of the world (as certain celebs might see it). Here's a samle:

What Is Needed To Save the World, by (Powerful Celebrity)

1. The genius of M. Night Shyamalan's writing. (M. Night Shyamalan)
2. Mullets and Handlebar Mustaches for everyone, mate. (Colin Farrell)
3. Pictures of me, silly earthlings. (Suri Cruise)