I know this is all to easy but let's allow Paris to describe her musical talent: "'I know music,' she reassured the Sunday Times children's section. 'I hear it every single day.' After you clean up the Snapple dribbling down your nose and wipe away the tears of your brain nearly exploding with laughter, consider this: How many times have you heard someone say "I can make a movie. I have seen hundreds of 'em...." Yea, that's right. Set down those stones...Who am I kidding? Pick'em up and blast the tow-headed beast.