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Bob Evans' Rules for Staying Married

2006-Jun-20 by Laughcalvin

I have been six feet away from the legendary Producer/Dealer and the man has skin like a Gobi Reptile: Pay strict attention to Rule # 8:  1. Don't decide to become an actress. 2. Never be jealous — give Bob a long leash.
3. Don't redecorate his house.
4. Own your own car.
5. Don't try to persuade him to give up that silver lariat he wears around his neck. It's a lucky charm from a belly dancer.
6. Be up before noon, even if he's still in bed.
7. Don't ever be late. Especially for dinner with Sumner Redstone.
8. Smoke anything you like, but Bob detests a lush, so don't drink to excess.


She must have broken Rule # 8. They just got a divorce after six months of marriage. His seventh marriage; hers, God only knows. 













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