The Dalai Lama Can Wait
2006-Jun-9 by Laughcalvin
O what it must feel like to be Steven 'Sea-gull' 24/7/365. This from his OFFICIAL biography:
... and although he would later describe it as an "error in judgment," Steven decided to let the Dalai Lama's third call go to voicemail and continued to rock Brandi's delicate world atop the St. Louis Arch.
"This is what awesome feels like," he assured her.
I didn't know you could have sex on top of the Arch. Wow. You feel like a 49 minute shower, three cups of vodka, and an oxycodine after finishing the last page. Geez. What a broken condom.
