Josh Friedman is Tan, Rested, and Ready
2006-May-10 by Laughcalvin
ME: (re baby monitor) I'm pretty sure he said mommy.
WIFE: Yeah, maybe. But he said daddy first.
ME: Maybe he'll just fall back to sleep. Besides, he hates me.
WIFE: You know his pajamas are soaked with urine.
ME: Yep...he said mommy. I definitely heard mommy.
Because that's how a world-famous blogger rolls, bitch. We don't change urine-soaked pajamas, we don't fix our spam filter and we sure as shit don't post in order to reassure people we didn't die undergoing cancer surgery.
Yea, yea!!
2006-May-10 - Untitled Comment Posted by Anonymous
oh i see - its a caption from his blog... for a moment i thought you had developed some alternate "smart ass" persona... then again, you dont have a kid do ya, what am i thinking... i need some sleep...
