Something to make the ould' soil fans soil their pants or shout for joy, depending on how you feel about American Idol Fantasia:

 The movie, tentatively titled "Life Is Not a Fairy Tale: The Fantasia Barrino Story," will premiere in August on the women's cable channel. Debbie Allen will direct from an adaptation of Barrino's autobiography, "Life Is Not a Fairy Tale."

Indeed it isn't. I know where Fantasia grew up and it is not unusual to see folks eating sand or drinking canned heat. (Defamer)