"A wide screen just makes a bad film twice as bad.

Every director bites the hand that lays the golden egg.

Give me a couple of years, and I'll make that actress an overnight success.

God makes stars. I just produce them.

I read part of it all the way through.

Let's have some new cliches.

Television has raised writing to a new low."

Gosh they don't make them like him anymore in Hollywood. Now it's all Wall Street jargon.

(Thanks Ross!)