This post from Defamer reminded me of Kiefer Sutherland's propensity for cocaine and then cooking (in that order!) According to his former call-girl-turned-author Ms. Dimitra, Writer/Producer ("Westwing", etc.) is OK in bed but does have a few requirements not up for negotiation:

"He liked touching silky stockings and lacy underwear," says Ekmektsis. But the frillery and pot-smoking, she says, escalated to crack cocaine: "He wanted to know what was in [his crack], so he made it himself." [...]

Despite your prejudices against someone elses' pleasure, you have to appreciate his dedication to quality, his American do-it-yourself-fortitude. And his dedication to his pleasure. The man's a true epicurian and gets props from Laughcalvin:

"And in an April 22, 2001, e-mail to her, she claims Sorkin wrote, "When I'm through with whatever the law has in store for me, I want to spend the night in Las Vegas getting unbelievably high. Will you come? Aaron."

All this while writing and Producing hit TV shows. Wheeew..David Kelly, eat your heart out.