Because this is one I can understand deep in the marrow of me bones, I could not resist passing along this Defamer sighting of our favorite boozer, world savior, waterboarder, Kiefer Sutherland  out and about on the town. Hopefully, he was not driving.

"This was my first Kiefer sighting, and as such, lived up to everything I had ever dreamed it would be. He was sloshed, and making loving, physically affectionate small talk with a young couple. (The girl was cute, and had a mohawk. The guy was nondescript.) At one point he was talking so kind of—oratorially—we really had no option but to stop our conversation and take it all in. We have no idea what he was saying—but not because it was too loud. We just couldn't understand what it was he was saying.