It's all tied together you know. Don't look so judgemental either, dammit!

"Basically, if you have a moderately uncrappy LiveJournal page, and are capable of writing a book proposal/screenplay even slightly more elegant than "I am a blogger, and I want to write a book/movie based on my blog, and blogs are great blog blog blog blog BLOGBLOGBLOG," you need to find a way to get on board this gravy train before it crashes with tragicomic results."

Indeed, my wife never lets me forget we need a new garage door opener or we will wind up in the welfare line any day now. (Via Bookslut)