Scribes, if you are in Hell-A you might want to catch this. At the very least, it might present opportunities for lots of drinks and romantic entanglements:

"Don't miss Scriptwriters Showcase, the largest gathering of
screenwriting talent ever assembled! It features unprecedented opportunities to learn from the professionals who lead the
entertainment industry. A full three days to learn from the writers
and execs that you look up to - April 7, 8 and 9, 2006 at the
Sheraton Universal in Hollywood."

Go here for the info.