So a South Park episode poking fun ever so gently (OK, so South Park doesn't poke ever so gently) at Scientology and Tom Cruise is yanked because Tommyboy threatens to sit out of a day press junketing for MI3? (You see,  Paramount owns Comedy Central and the latest Cruise action spectacular).

What does this all mean? Maybe as the global conglommeration continues to suck up more and more companies, until it's one  super bulging mass, no one will be allowed to make fun of anybody outranking them. I don't know.

One thing I do know. Scientologists don't have much of a sense of humor (at least when it comes to Scientology- see below). We must root on those who attempt to uncover truth like Stone & Parker, as insane as they may be:

"So, Scientology, you may have won THIS battle, but the million-year war for earth has just begun!" the self-described "servants of the dark lord Xenu" said in a statement Thursday that does not mention Cruise. "Temporarily anozinizing our episode will NOT stop us from keeping Thetans forever trapped in your pitiful man-bodies."

Earlier this week, Parker and Stone publicly parted ways with Isaac Hayes, the longtime voice of Chef, after the "Shaft" legend complained South Park had gone too far in satirizing religion. The duo said Hayes, a Scientologist, never complained about the show until it took on Scientologists.

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