" You dirty old baboon, you dirty old baboon. For as long as I can remember it seems to me that whenever I'm trying to go to sleep I can hear you saying dirty things. You say the dirstiest things in the whole world, you dirty filthy, horny baboon. There will come a day when you get yours, when all the bananas in the house will disappear and you will be forced to eat salt peter by all the women you have ever wronged."