Why did they pull the plug on M. Night Shyamalan's movie adaptation of this wonderful, wonderful book? :(:(: Yankee Pot Roast gives us 11 reasons:

The hyena kills the tiger, but soon discovers it was only a retarded Adrian Brody in a tiger suit.

At last Pi beaches the lifeboat. There he finds—half buried in the sand—the Statue of Liberty!

Pi meets a charming old Norseman named Ip (Samuel Jackson), but the two soon realize that they are equal opposites and are thus destined to be each other’s nemesis. (Stephen Ausherman)