Introducing... Mr. Redcarpet!
2006-Mar-4 by Laughcalvin
Faithful visitors of H.I.T. and newcomers alike, we have an exciting announcement: Mr. Redcarpet has joined the team!


Why should this be cause for the raising of an eyebrow or a slight increase in heart rate? Because Mr. Redcarpet will be in attendance at the Oscars tomorrow!
Now some of you are thinking: "I don't give a damn about the Oscars. It's a bunch of rich, artsy folks who are gonna give a bunch of little naked men to them gay cowboys." Well, to those of you who feel that way, we say: Scarlett Johanssen, Kate Beckinsale, Charlize Theron! Mr. Redcarpet might just "run into" one of them. And he'll give us all the details.
So check out Mr. Redcarpet's Pre-Oscar fun right now . And stay tuned for his full report come Monday.


