From our good friends at Fark:

- "When guys like Federline and Sheen are the sensible ones, it's time to take all of Hollywood out for an afternoon of electro-shock."

- Johnny Depp relaxes by playing with Barbie dolls. Nuff said

- I-Mockery takes a look at "Tattoo Assassins" - one of the most insane fighting games ever created in which you could kill your opponent with anything from a DeLorean to explosive diarrhea (includes video of 60 fatalities)