- "If I don't get to the Wilmington Docks in 3 minutes, Los Angeles will blow up! There is no time for a breathalyzer, Officer!!" Jack Bauer popped for a DUI in West LA.

- "Die Hard" director sentenced to four months in prison. Yippie ki-yay, Mr. Cellmate!

- Matthew by way of Paul (sounds Biblical no?) has made a very cool and very cheap cam stabalizer. Check it out.

- Margot at the Wedding [site] is one of the scariest films ever," declares Jim Emerson. "If I describe it as a horror movie - torture porn about a long-obsolete and class of super-self-conscious but utterly un-self-aware white East-Coast intellectual trash - I trust that also conveys how bitterly, nastily funny the movie is. It's like a Neil LaBute picture co-written by Jules Feiffer. Scalpel-sharp. Merciless. Cruel. Uncompromisingly misanthropic. And really getting off on being so."