Who couldn't use a laugh on Tuesday? Sit back and enjoy the asinine barbs from Fark.

- Michael Bay threatens to not ruin any more movies with Paramount if they drop Blu-Ray, starts crying, runs to his room

- Internet terrorist video threatens David Beckham and Justin Timberlake, leaving many conflicted about now supporting Al-Qaeda

- Nicole Kidman's new movie "Invasion" a huge flop. Wait, it came out?

- What is M_rv Gr_ff_n w_s g_y?