- You may ask yourself, 'how does one enter a rehab center and subsequently hook up with the staff chef and then get her pregnant?' Two words: Daniel Baldwin

- Rehab, my ass: Actress whose name probably rhymes with Blindsay Blohan figures out that ecstasy won't trip her alcohol monitoring bracelet.

- If a ChaChi makes love to a couch in an empty room, does it make a sound?

- Finally, was Kenny Rogers the first country pop star to sing about gang rape? This question haunts me.