I was talking with my old Carolinian chum MW last night and the conversation went something like this:

Me: What's up M?

M: Not much, just enjoying some Honey Porter I made. How you been?

Me: You're making your own beer? Very cool. I use to make my own beer in school.

It was fun as hell.

M: Yea, .40 cents a bottle you can't go wrong. Stouts the best I reckon.

Me: Yea?

M: Yea.

Me: So what's up?

M: Well, I'm taking my first vaction in years.

Me: Good! Where you going?

M: Barbados. I'm gonna do some surfing and my girlfriend is going with me as well.

Me: Cool! What's she like?

M: Well, she's 47 or so.

Me:....Yea?

M: She just got some new tits.

Me:....

The Other Thing is I'm attempting to write a film about American Indians in the South. I have looked at dozens of works depicting AMs but they are all to Sherman Alexie or Billy Jacky-eee. Can someone point out some good solid, realistic works about contemporary American Indians?