Penned by Wes Anderson, Roman Coppola, and Jason Schwartzman - get your early draft (5/17/06), pre-Natalie Portman, pre-talking tiger Darjeeling Limited script here. Thanks to VendattaV at Oh No for the tip. For reference: Francis - Owen Wilson, Jack - Jason Schwartzman, Peter - Adrien Brody.

And from the written page to the nearly-finished product, AICN has a report from a self-admitted Wes Anderson fan who sat in on an early Darjeeling screening. “The main problem with the movie is that it really goes nowhere.” Their words, not mine.

Uh-Oh.