You did not get the part cause your agent accidentally took Ridlin instead of Oxycodone and told you you  were reading for the part of a transvestite werewolf when in fact it was a part for a grieving student who just lost his parents in an adult bookstore fire and so you decided to drown your sorrows over a fifth of discount vodka and resin hits while looking out over the LA grid from Griffith Park and the next thing you know you and your car are in a swimming pool somewhere in Woodland Hills.